So, here's what I can whip up with the things I do have:
Top Ten Dishes for An Office Halloween Get-together
10. Ten hard boiled eggs sprinkled with salt and store-brand hot sauce
9. Boatload of pasta
8. Leftover Cinnamon sugar donuts
7. Can of New England Clam Chowder
6. Steal my roommate's cake mix (just kidding Darma...)
5.
4. Buy some drinks at the convenience store on the way to work
3. Bake a cake from cake mix (Darma, please~!)
2. Popcorn (might be about 2 years old)
1. White rice with soy sauce and sesame oil plus egg on top (FTW!!!!)
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